1.) Buy some bait spray. Re-label it. Stay away from the restroom.
2.) Perfect revenge for bad roommates everywhere.
3.) Shades of Caddyshack.
4.) The only benefit to keeping the seat up at all times.
5.) I’d definitely switch to Pepsi if this happened to me.
6.) This will ensure everyone at your workplace never speaks to you again. Could be a win, depending on where you work.
7.) Blasphemy.
