The Elf on the Shelf: by Claremore’s Henry Hill

Written by Claremore’s most handsome four-legged fella, Henry Hill, who has been been battling with a mischievous elf for the past several days. 

I know him personally my Self
This rogue they call
The Elf on the SHELF
Oh yes he’s a Dandy
If he’s around
Hide your Christmas Candy
If he’s feeling Frisky
You’ll have to hide
Your stash of Irish Whisky
Only way to get his Attention
Is to build a cage
And put him in Detention
Don’t think he ain’t Sly
He’ll steal your girl
In the blink of an Eye
But if you have a little girl or Boy
If they’ve been good
He’ll bring them a Toy
For he’s not really bad you See
Just a little ornery
Like D. and Me
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

-The Bard Henry Hill

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