Rejoice! The 2016 GOOP Holiday Gift Guide is here
YES. It’s that time of year again: the GOOP Holiday Gift Guide is here! You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll feel poor. It’s a holiday tradition!
That’s right, every year Gwyneth Paltrow amasses a list of ridiculous gifts that no one can afford, and the internet makes fun of her for being so out of touch. This year she’s labeled the insanely expensive part of her list as “The Ridiculous But Awesome Gift Guide” which translates to “HAHAHAHAHA, LOOK AT HOW RICH SOME OF US ARE.”
She’s really outdone herself this year. Let’s enjoy together, shall we?
“Saddle up.” Get it? Sort of? Saddles are made of leather. So is this $3000 bike. You can’t afford it anyway, so GOOP doesn’t care if you get their joke or not.
Sorry. It’s sold out.
You can dress your pet up, get their portrait done, and then get this custom $7000 necklace made. Or you can just set a pile of money on fire and laugh like a maniac. Your choice.
Why buy a tent, when you can buy a yurt? “Glamping doesn’t begin to cover it,” says Gwyneth.
Good news, we can afford it. Bad news, it’s toothpaste. Gwyneth’s poking fun at herself with this one by simply captioning it, “To go with last year’s fancy toothpaste squeezer,” which now looks like a bargain since it was chrome-plated and just $100 more than this toothpaste.
Oh, Gwyneth. Never change.