12 Days of Christmas by an Exterminator’s Wife

 

A funny Christmas jingle from our friends Darren and Dee at Zoellner Exterminating!

On the first day of Christmas Darren killed for me
A tarantula that made me pee

On the second day or Christmas Darren killed for me
Two wasps in my attic
And a tarantula that made me pee

On the third day of Christmas Darren killed for me
Three camel crickets
Two wasps in my attic
And a tarantula that made me pee

On the fourth day of Christmas Darren killed for me
Four carpet beetles
Three camel crickets
Two wasps in my attic
And a tarantula that made me pee

On the fifth day of Christmas Darren killed for me
Five centipedes!
Four carpet beetles
Three camel crickets
Two wasps in my attic
And a tarantula that made me pee

On the sixth day of Christmas Darren killed for me
Six silverfish
Five centipedes!
Four carpet beetles
Three camel crickets
Two wasps in my attic
And a tarantula that made me pee

On the seventh day of Christmas Darren killed for me
Seven Ugly roaches
Six silverfish
Five centipedes!
Four carpet beetles
Three camel crickets
Two wasps in my attic
And a tarantula that made me pee

On the eighth day of Christmas Darren killed for me
Eight stinging scorpions
Seven Ugly roaches
Six silverfish
Five centipedes!
Four carpet beetles
Three camel crickets
Two wasps in my attic
And a tarantula that made me pee

On the ninth day of Christmas Darren killed for me
Nine red bed bugs
Eight stinging scorpions
Seven Ugly roaches
Six silverfish
Five centipedes!
Four carpet beetles
Three camel crickets
Two wasps in my attic
And a tarantula that made me pee

On the tenth day or Christmas Darren killed for me
Ten gopher mounds
Nine red bed bugs
Eight stinging scorpions
Seven Ugly roaches
Six silverfish
Five centipedes!
Four carpet beetles
Three camel crickets
Two wasps in my attic
And a tarantula that made me pee

On the eleventh day of Christmas Darren killed for me
11 swarming termites
Ten gopher mounds
Nine red bed bugs
Eight stinging scorpions
Seven Ugly roaches
Six silverfish
Five centipedes!
Four carpet beetles
Three camel crickets
Two wasps in my attic
And a tarantula that made me pee

On the twelfth day of Christmas Darren killed for me
12 biting fleas
11 swarming termites
Ten gopher mounds
Nine red bed bugs
Eight stinging scorpions
Seven Ugly roaches
Six silverfish
Five centipedes!
Four carpet beetles
Three camel crickets
Two wasps in my attic
And a tarantula that made me pee

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