Hilarious Amazon Review: Cat Modeling!

Disappointed with the fit of a top her daughter ordered on Amazon, a mom decided to leave a helpful review.

One size fits all? You could say the same thing about a handkerchief. (via Amazon)

Buying stuff online is the worst. You never really know what you’re gonna get. Especially if the thing you ordered is called a “Lady Padded Bra Tops Bustier Cutout Vest Crop Top Bralette Tank Blouse.” That’s word soup. It could be anything.

The picture above does indicate that it should fit a human woman who has gone through puberty. But reviews indicate that actually this top labeled “one size fits all” is really, really small. Like, too small to wear.

Unless you find a way to hack it with pasties. (via Amazon)

Most of the reviews are good natured, since it was only 5 bucks. However, the review voted most helpful overall demonstrated very clearly why the top isn’t functional enough for sale, at least by the standards it is advertised (human woman ready).

100 out of 101 ain’t bad. (via Amazon)

The post reads:

“My 16 y.o. daughter bought this thing. It is ridiculously small and I probably couldn’t legally post a picture of what it looks like if she attempts to wear it. But, so you can see… here is a picture of our cat wearing it. To be fair, it does cover all of the cat’s nipples, however, she hates the weave. In summary, do not buy this, even for your cat.”

Here’s a close up of the amateur model:

She’s “smizing.” (via Amazon)

To be really fair, it’s hard to tell when a cat likes something.

There are some other hilarious reviews on this product; my favorite is the one that compares the shirt’s size to a flip-flop. 

Sources: Amazon | h/t BuzzFeed

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