Grilled cheese sandwiches and macaroni and cheese are to be eaten with ketchup. Eggs are not.
You are not better than anyone, and no one is better than you.
It’s not the quantity of friends that matter. It’s the quality.
See the world. And pack Imodium.
Live to eat, not the other way around.
Go with your gut. It’s very rarely wrong.
Take responsibility for your actions and apologize when you’re in the wrong.
A shot of vodka before shopping for swimwear makes the whole experience much more pleasurable.
Download Miles Davis’ album, Kind of Blue.
If you’re not married to him, don’t have unprotected sex with him.
When wearing pantyhose, always have a back-up pair in your purse.
Read lots of books.
If you’re not comfortable talking about it, you shouldn’t be doing it.
Very few things are more painful than childbirth. Bikini waxing is one of those things.
Tattoos are permanent. Think long and hard before getting one.
Never lose your sense of humor.
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