Sometimes you just have to shake your head. I weep for the future.
James Cameron wouldn’t let them stop to help; that footage was gold, people!
Some people shouldn’t be allowed to have a debit card. Or anything other than Monopoly money.
I guess it’s flattering to have hot dog legs? Maybe?
I don’t even have a comment for this one.
Please don’t ever have a daughter. Or a son. Or a girl, or a boy.
Doh. BOOKS. Because I’m sure these movies, especially the one that hasn’t been released in the theaters yet, is out on VHS.
It’s going to be in France. What color was George Washington’s white horse?
I’m not sure if this person is lazy, or just not that bright. Possibly both.
Jack, I hope your DNA never has to get tested for paternity purposes. Because that means you’ve possibly reproduced. No. Just no.
You sure do, sweetheart. You sure do.
Oh, that silly President Barner.