I worked at an advertising agency in my past life, so I know that commercials aren’t always completely accurate. If advertising was honest, check out what the slogans for your favorite products would be!
Don’t act like you don’t think about that every time you see Jamie Lee touting the wonders of yogurt.
Mmm, you smell sexy, grandpa!
Every episode is about Lindsay Lohan, right?
Armored trucks for suburban soccer moms everywhere!
Cheaper than a doctor. That might be worth driving yourself crazy.
This actually made me sad. I really didn’t realize this.
Or worked out. Or have a headache. All kinds of good reasons.
Everyone buys Altoids for the tin. Not the mints that clear your sinuses in .017 seconds.
Homeless hipster. Get it right.
Just as boring, and leaves you with lots of unanswered questions.
I did a two-year stint of working at the mall. I gained 10 pounds. 98% of the blame lies with Auntie Anne.
The water bottle that doesn’t fit in a cup holder. 
This one made me laugh out loud.
Yet you still try in vain. Every single time.
It’s like a sick joke.
Don’t deny it.
This is hilarious!