Granddad Goodie: "Just Right"

A fellow told me once that he offered Granddad George a jar of his homemade “white lightning.” George (not a regular drinker), reportedly took a swig and then commenced to coughing, snorting, and spewing.

The fellow asked George how it tasted and George, tears streaming down his cheeks, exclaimed, “Just right!” The fellow asked what he meant by that.

George said, “If it was any worse, I couldn’t-a drunk it and if it was any better, you wouldn’t-a given it to me!”

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